SOMEONE HOLD ME
i want a hot body but i also want hot wings
why do drugs when you can do me
Why do I have to choose between the two?
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All I can think of when I look at the last one is
Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
Fantastic Four #243, page 27 by John Byrne. 1982.
Baba Yaga house
May have played a small role, but it was an interesting one.
The house was just as important as baba herself! It could think for itself, and you had to know the right words for it to ‘turn’ to you and open up!
Well fuck you too.
For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer
pokemon aint real hows that answer
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH