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fuckyeaharkham:

SOMEONE HOLD ME

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

naked-yogi:

cognitiveimpairment:

why do drugs when you can do me

Why do I have to choose between the two?

good question

thetalkingpoltergeist:

#metryingtoseduceyou 

tastefullyoffensive:

"Tried my hand at making a comic. I call it ‘Florida’." [zahel]

au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

All I can think of when I look at the last one is

did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
Source

did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.

Source

johnbyrnedraws:

Fantastic Four #243, page 27 by John Byrne. 1982.

johnbyrnedraws:

Fantastic Four #243, page 27 by John Byrne. 1982.

thetalkingpoltergeist:

fallingfortheendless:

elpresoenelcraneo:

Baba Yaga house 

May have played a small role, but it was an interesting one.

The house was just as important as baba herself! It could think for itself, and you had to know the right words for it to ‘turn’ to you and open up! 

thetalkingpoltergeist:

fallingfortheendless:

elpresoenelcraneo:

Baba Yaga house 

May have played a small role, but it was an interesting one.

The house was just as important as baba herself! It could think for itself, and you had to know the right words for it to ‘turn’ to you and open up! 

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH